[Iwo Jima]

No, we are not in Wisconsin. But we have a thriving concession in black market cigarettes. We truck them in from low tax states and then sell them at 1000% markup here at the home. Hooray for prohibition!

BTW, I am in negotiations with the Viagra rep for a package deal on Viagra and Depends thongs. The two seem to go together.

[terilyn]

FOFLOL!

You should really get the rep to set you up with the Ovaltine rep.

Then the people at the home would really be celebrating in style.

Viagra, washed down with a refreshing glass of Ovaltine, while wearing those stylish new thong Depends.

Ahhhh... life at the home will be very, very good.