Halliburton Responds to Larry Klayman's Supersillyous Suit(My Title)

CBS Market Watch "Big Charts" Web Site ^ | 7/10/2002 | MarketWatch.com

[SierraWasp]

12:57PM Halliburton responds to Judicial Watch lawsuit (HAL) by Michael Baron Halliburton (HAL) is off 30 cents, or 2.1 percent, to $13.82, in midday action. The company is out with a press release responding to a lawsuit filed by Judicial Watch, a Washington, D.C.-based legal watchdog group. The suit alleges fraudulent accounting practices at Halliburton took place during the period when current vice president Dick Cheney served as its chairman and CEO. Halliburton called the claims in the suit, "untrue, unsupported, and unfounded." The company continued: "We are working diligently with the SEC to resolve its questions regarding the company's accounting procedures. Halliburton has always followed and will continue to follow guidelines established by the SEC and GAAP, General Accepted Accounting Principles."

[Amelia]

Hey, I'm gonna try that one, next time I cook! :-)

[terilyn]

You're welcome!

[Fred Mertz]

You can't even spell geometry gramma, let alone know what it means.

[Torie]

The prophylactic for bogus lawsuits is malicious prosecution actions after one loses. It really isn't a disbarring offense. Klayman's clients have a case if the accounting "fraud" was not sufficiently disclosed at the time they bought their stock. Frankly I have yet to see a story that elucidates all the facts here to my satisfaction. Instead, we are dealing with bits and pieces.

[Deb]

Thanks.

[Howlin]

For the LOVE of GAWD, stop now. Barbie is a vapid, stupid SLUT.

BTW, she is NOT real.

[FreedominJesusChrist]

Ask me just about anything concerning the mob, as in traditional Italian-American organized crime. I will see if I can answer it.

[Howlin]

Grandy, I do not believe you are here posing as something you're not. :-)

[habs4ever]

Barbie and Ken are dolls.Just how can they reproduce???

[Deb]

np, you're about 200 posts down.

[agrandis]

I know what you're saying about the feminists, but is Barbie REALLY good-looking? I mean, she has legs like 8ft 2x4s, an abnormally large bust seen only in obscene freak shows, and a deformed waist and neck! Barbie is bizarre!

[FreedominJesusChrist]

In any kid's imagination. That is why they also sold the Heart Family when I was a kid.

[Howlin]

A long time ago, there was a movie called The Groove Tube; Chevy Chase was in it before he was on Saturday Night Live.

It was small skits, sort of like SNL turned out to be.

One of the songs in the skit about Barbie and Ken went something like this:

"Everybody says their marriage is a failure

because neither Ken or Barbie had any genitalia."

Catchy, huh? :-)

[Deb]

You're scaring me.

[Fred Mertz]

Barbie is a vapid, stupid SLUT.

And you're a commie! I can't believe you said that. I really can't.

[nopardons]

Helman's mayonaise, rubbed into a water mark, on wood furniture, will remove the white ring / mark. Handy tip, I learned from my grandmother. :-)

[FreedominJesusChrist]

Well, Barbie was thought of by many, to be the American ideal of beauty.

I know that her body is not proportionate, but gee, Claudia Schiffer sure looks like a human version of Barbie to me. As Kelly Hu honestly looks like the Asian version of Barbie.

[Amelia]

Are you sure Barbie and Ken are married?

[agrandis]

BOLT-BLAST would make a FINE hairspray / mousse! (The spelling of that last word is dubious - it should rhyme with moose, not mouse).

Want me to send you some to try? Free sample, + shipping and handling.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

IMO It only makes sense that someone who sees Ken and Barbie as "alive" would also suport Keyes and Klayman. it just sort of....fits.