Halliburton Responds to Larry Klayman's Supersillyous Suit(My Title)

CBS Market Watch "Big Charts" Web Site ^ | 7/10/2002 | MarketWatch.com

[SierraWasp]

12:57PM Halliburton responds to Judicial Watch lawsuit (HAL) by Michael Baron Halliburton (HAL) is off 30 cents, or 2.1 percent, to $13.82, in midday action. The company is out with a press release responding to a lawsuit filed by Judicial Watch, a Washington, D.C.-based legal watchdog group. The suit alleges fraudulent accounting practices at Halliburton took place during the period when current vice president Dick Cheney served as its chairman and CEO. Halliburton called the claims in the suit, "untrue, unsupported, and unfounded." The company continued: "We are working diligently with the SEC to resolve its questions regarding the company's accounting procedures. Halliburton has always followed and will continue to follow guidelines established by the SEC and GAAP, General Accepted Accounting Principles."

[agrandis]

wd40?

[Deb]

You bettcha!!

[FreedominJesusChrist]

I never stated that Math was hard for me, just that I don't like it.

And I don't have blond hair, but I hear you do.

[Howlin]

I think it would be our business if you do work for Judicial Watch; we have a right to know who we're posting to.

[terilyn]

Ok, I won't. Suffice it to say that Larry made a total horses behind of himself. I never thought I'd feel sympathy for Ed Rendell.

Larry asked him if he thought the Mafia killed JFK, something about Clinton & Monica, and Ed responded something about aliens killing JFK...

I feel sorry for Larry's clients. They're going to have to start over with a real lawyer.

[agrandis]

You beat me...

[Texasforever]

Will it whiten my teeth as well?

No but it knock your teeth out if you bump into a hairdo that has been constructed from it.

[Amelia]

Don't forget Bounce fabric softener sheets.

[Deb]

Ooooh, good one. Kinda like Club Soda.

[FreedominJesusChrist]

Did I ever state that JW would put Rendell in jail for this? He could however, go to jail if he had those thugs beat the two plaintiffs up.

[Howlin]

No, but your dentist will do a good job at bleaching your teeth if you are willing to pay anywhere from $250-500 for it.

Do you alter everything on your body? Good grief, be quiet about your personal stuff.

[Deb]

Thanks.

[Amelia]

Not by much...and great minds think alike. ;-)

[FreedominJesusChrist]

He also asked Rendell what he knew of organized crime's connection with organized labor.

[Deb]

Thanks. I totally killed that joke.

[agrandis]

WD-40 makes the world go 'round!

Actually, I like Bolt-Blast better.

Wonder if I can get paid for this ad.

[FreedominJesusChrist]

Just because I know how much it costs doesn't mean that I personally have it done myself.

[nopardons]

I can't take ALL of the credit, my friend ; not even very much of it. The good ladies and getlemen, of FR, did us all proud. :-0

[Fred Mertz]

I think it would be our business if you do work for Judicial Watch; we have a right to know who we're posting to.

Are you working for TIPS? Are you wearing your brown shirt?

Nice try howling, but no cigar.

[agrandis]

Not totally. I kind of wondered if it was a joke. ;)