Halliburton Responds to Larry Klayman's Supersillyous Suit(My Title)

CBS Market Watch "Big Charts" Web Site ^ | 7/10/2002 | MarketWatch.com

[SierraWasp]

12:57PM Halliburton responds to Judicial Watch lawsuit (HAL) by Michael Baron Halliburton (HAL) is off 30 cents, or 2.1 percent, to $13.82, in midday action. The company is out with a press release responding to a lawsuit filed by Judicial Watch, a Washington, D.C.-based legal watchdog group. The suit alleges fraudulent accounting practices at Halliburton took place during the period when current vice president Dick Cheney served as its chairman and CEO. Halliburton called the claims in the suit, "untrue, unsupported, and unfounded." The company continued: "We are working diligently with the SEC to resolve its questions regarding the company's accounting procedures. Halliburton has always followed and will continue to follow guidelines established by the SEC and GAAP, General Accepted Accounting Principles."

[terilyn]

Just the facts maam, just the facts.

(Aw shucks, thanks!)

[Amelia]

They prefer to think there are no honest men in politics. No good side, only a bad one.

With the possible exception of Larry Klayman and Alan Keyes, of course.

Not that either of them has ever been elected to anything.

[Neets]

You 3 are just cracking me up.

[habs4ever]

Hiya cookie...glad we bring you some yuks ;-)

[terilyn]

I was thinking...

Since the original sweater-wearer retired...
And the new sweater-wearer doesn't have a gig anymore...

Well...

He's already got the uniform. It's a perfect fit!

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...(sing along if you know the words)

[habs4ever]

Hon, that's 4...not 3...have another martini...I'm having scotch ;-)

[terilyn]

Happy to oblige!

Um...OneidaM...

terilyn; Deb; Amelia; habs4ever

(there's 4 of us there) ssshhhhh.... maybe nobody else will notice.

[terilyn]

Whoops, somebody else noticed.

I've heard he's very trustworthy though, I'm sure he won't tell anybody about the martini..

[habs4ever]

noooooooooooo...Alan will want to preach, and kiddies don't want to hear that.Plus, I can see him doing a riff on abortion as he reads Green Eggs and Ham to to a bunch of 4 yr olds....

[terilyn]

Hmmmm....

Thinking here...

Trying to decide if that would be worse than the trip to the tofu factory. Now that was disgusting.

Lady A, Lady A!

[Neets]

OOPS..really I was pinging my good sweet Buddy Mr. JeevesHabs4ever but ok...4 of youse guys are still cracking me up...

A Boodles Martini,,,it's a GOOD THING yaknow.

[Howlin]

I happen to catch Klayman on Wolf's show on Sunday.

Here is his EXACT quote.

"The president said that the vice president is immune from the law."

Klayman continues to say that Bush spoke out to influence the SEC and the "jury pool," when, in fact, Bush NEVER said a word about this; Ari answered a question from a reporter about it and gave the White House answer.

Larry is going to sue the presdient SOON; mark my words.

[Mo1]

I'm surprised he hasn't done it already

[Neets]

Of course you are right Howlin..Ewwww can't stop himself now...

[terilyn]

I have absolutely no doubt about it.

My only hope is that Halliburton/Cheney pound him to a proverbial bloody pulp before he has the chance.

He's used to dealing with the idiot Clinton.

I hope Cheney has him for lunch. Then pukes and flushes!

[terilyn]

Never had one, but I'll certainly take your word for it.

Cheers!

[Deb]

Last week on that creepy Aaron Brown Show, Larry said Dick Cheney is responsible for what goes on in this adminstration because he's the real president and runs the government. His exact words were actually worse.

If the transcript is up, you will toss your cookies. He has lost his mind.

[terilyn]

Fineman's got a new hit piece. I refuse to post this trash on here, but if anybody wants to read it,

I WARNED YOU!

Matthews will be salivating and spitting all over everyone. I'm sure Fineman's alread booked.

http://www.msnbc.com/news/779608.asp

This is absolutely a dem talking point hit piece if I've ever read one.

[Amelia]

I hear Alan can play piano & sing, so he has that going for him. But the good thing about Mr. Rogers was, he didn't talk down to the kiddies, dontcha know.

hmmmmmm....might not work.

[Amelia]

Glad to be useful! ;-)