My original goal for this letter was to scrutinize Lord High Prosecutor Dooshek's remarks point by execrable point. Unfortunately, Lord Dooshek's focus wanders so wildly that he never actually finishes any of his points. I think you will notice this in the ensuing discussion. For the sake of review, we must understand that one thing that Lord Dooshek does well is ruin my entire day. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible. It's quite easy for him to declaim my proposals. But when is Lord Dooshek going to provide an alternative proposal of his own? It is only when one has answers to that question is it possible to make sense of Lord Dooshek's communications, because Lord Dooshek's claim that anyone who dares to criticize the obvious incongruities presented by him and his trained seals can expect to suffer hair loss and tooth decay as a result is factually unsupported and politically motivated. In the beginning of this letter, I promised you details, but now I'm running out of space. So here's one detail to end with: I can't help it if Lord High Prosecutor Dooshek can't take a joke.
COMPLAINT GENERATOR It really is a lot of fun.