[betty boop]

You must mean both hands.

Heh heh heh! That's for sure -- it weighs six pounds. Have you read it, monkey? I'm about 300 pages into it; so far it's a beautiful thing....

[monkey]

I've read about two or three pounds so far. Napoleon supposedly ripped out a book's pages as he finished them. It's tempting (my back hurts), but it's such a physically unique and beautiful book.

Here's an FR review you might like.