"She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice
she said, "Layla"
L-A-Y-L-A Layla, lay lay lay Layla
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
but when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Layla, lay lay lay Layla, lay lay lay Layla
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she walks like a dog and talks like a man
Oh my Layla, lay lay lay Layla, lay lay lay Layla
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
but when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Layla,
Lay lay lay Layla, lay lay lay Layla
Girls will be dogs, and dogs will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Layla. Lay lay lay Layla, lay lay lay Layla."
(apologies to the Kinks)