[lodwick]

QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - SPORTS START QUOTES

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."- Jason Kidd

"Are you any relation to your brother Marv?"- Basketball player Leon Wood to announcer Steve Albert

"It's almost like we have ESPN."- Magic Johnson, on how well he and James Worthy work together.

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."- Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece.

[bluesagewoman]

Like we've never said some really strange stuff? While trying to sell my house I showed the couple my rose garden, my asparagus patch, strawberries, and then a beautiful flowering clamydia vine. (I meant clematis.) And once asked my husband to spray the roses with diazepem because they had aphids. Come on, what is your favorite slip up?