Saddam:"I declare this to be Mother of all Battles, I declare this to be final War on Great Satan, Death to Yankee!"
Customs Agent:"Any fruits or vegetables?"
Saddam:"Um....no."
Customs Agent: (stamp, stamp stamp)"Enjoy your stay!"
Saddam:"Um....no."
Customs Agent: (stamp, stamp stamp)"Enjoy your stay!"
So that's how he slipped in, the devil!