[Will_Zurmacht]

Customs Agent:"Anything to declare, Mr....Mr. Hussein?

Saddam:"I declare this to be Mother of all Battles, I declare this to be final War on Great Satan, Death to Yankee!"

Customs Agent:"Any fruits or vegetables?"

Saddam:"Um....no."

Customs Agent: (stamp, stamp stamp)"Enjoy your stay!"

[cmsgop]

LOL!

[Joe Hadenuf]

That's brutal....lol..

[Will_Zurmacht]

Customs Agent 5 minutes later...

Customs Agent: "Father O'Reiley, Grandma Jones...you'll need to step aside for your strip search"

Crowd: (moans, groans, howls of derisive laughter)

[Sabertooth]

Customs Agent:"Any fruits or vegetables?"

Saddam:"Um....no."

Customs Agent: (stamp, stamp stamp)"Enjoy your stay!"

So that's how he slipped in, the devil!

He wasn't asked about nuts.

[brat]

HEHEHE....great dialogue! LOL

[shattered]

LOL - sad but true!