"Uh.....you go ahead and shoot and I'll spot for you."
"Naw, you go first!"
"Well, if you insist......
Uh......the sun's in my eyes. Is that the target wayyyyy down there?"
"Uh......it's overcast and that's not the target. That's a white cow. You're facing the wrong direction."
"Okay, smart ass! You shoot first!"
"Okay, but I'm going to use this bench rest. Now if I remember right, you shove this clip down in this hole......EOOOOOWWWWWWW!"
End of shooting practice.