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Another Dog Enters Florida Elections
Foxnews.com ^

Posted on 07/02/2002 4:18:47 PM PDT by Retired Chemist

Edited on 04/22/2004 12:34:05 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

SARASOTA, Fla.

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TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: elections; florida; katherineharris
The first one drives a red pickup around the state!
1 posted on 07/02/2002 4:18:47 PM PDT by Retired Chemist
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To: Retired Chemist
Really. Perhaps we should find a Sasquatch or a gorilla somewhere to run against Janet Reno as a "Protest against the DEMOCRATIC political establishment". The only problem would be, what voter could tell the difference?!
2 posted on 07/02/2002 4:28:55 PM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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To: Alas Babylon!
Perhaps we should find a Sasquatch...


3 posted on 07/02/2002 4:41:30 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Retired Chemist; Nightshift
Do we need a law to state that any candidate running for public office must be "human"?

The sad thing about this is that there will be some goofballs who will actually vote for the dog.

4 posted on 07/02/2002 4:55:16 PM PDT by tutstar
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To: Dixie Cup
**Ping**
5 posted on 07/02/2002 5:24:04 PM PDT by TwoStep
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To: Retired Chemist
Do we need a law to state that any candidate running for public office must be "human"?

Yes, artitcle I section 2 states that in order to be a candidate for Congress, it is necessary to pe a "person," at least twenty-five years old, a citizen of the US for at least seven years, and an inhabitant of the state in which he or she is running for Congress. There is no requirement to actually live inside the boundaries of the particular district one is running to represent. The scofflaws on the SCOFLA (Supreme Court of Florida) can't change that, because it is in the United States Constitition, not the Florida Constitution.

No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen.

6 posted on 07/02/2002 6:48:01 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: Paleo Conservative
No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years,

Oh, yes, but is that people years or dog years?

7 posted on 07/02/2002 7:12:15 PM PDT by T. P. Pole
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To: T. P. Pole
Oh, yes, but is that people years or dog years?

I knew that someone was going to ask that question. If it were up to the SCOFLA, it would be dog years, but the SCOTUS (Supreme Court of the United States) would probably vote at least 5-4 or 6-3 that it has to be calendar years.

8 posted on 07/02/2002 7:17:09 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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