NO. MARTA
Actually, it's funny you mention that - I told a story a while ago about MARTA (and no, not that old Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta one); it had to do with all these women who get these hairdos that stand up a foot or more above their heads. I called 'em MARTA-do's. My wife asked why. I said that their hair was stacked so high atop their head that they HAD to ride MARTA, otherwise their "expensive" project 'do would get smushed in the car...