[Brad’s Gramma]

What I want to know is, how the heck am I legally going to leave CA and cross the state lines with gum and guns?????? Huh???? AND beer??????

[reformed_dem]

My grandfather used to do that all the time when they went to Mexico. He just made my grandmother sit on it. (The gun, not the gum or beer)

[rintense]

Well the beer would be bootleggin, depending on the kind. Do they have rules about beer anymore? I remember you couldn't get Coors anywhere east of the Mississippi- but that was LONG ago. As for the guns, just put a rebel flag in the back window of your red pickup and you'll be fine. As for the gum, just say you want to have extra fresh breath. LOL.