[Paul Atreides]

Daschle...Daschle....oh yeah, he's that little twerp who has to stand on phonebooks to speak into the microphone. Isn't that cute? He thinks he's relevant.

[BOBTHENAILER]

He thinks he's relevant

Wait a minute, he is. Yesterday, when conducting the colonoscopy on President Bush, the doctor had to start somwhere, and naturally. it all began at the Daschole, right? So he is relevant, for some things.

[ForGod'sSake]

Daschle...Daschle....oh yeah, he's that little twerp who has to stand on phonebooks to speak into the microphone.

So, why can't the good people of S. Dakota get rid of this runt anyway??? Tiny Tom with his complete constituency...sans phone books:

FGS, Texan-American