MET-AJUANA! DUO IN JOINT FIX

New York Post ^ | 6/29/02 | PHILIP MESSING, MICHAEL MORRISSEY and ADAM MILLER

[kattracks]

June 29, 2002 -- Two Met players told cops they smoked marijuana in the shadow of Shea Stadium after Wednesday night's game - and it caused one of them to become violently ill and go into seizures, sources said yesterday.

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

Edwin said his son, who was the valedictorian of his high school class, assured him he "doesn't smoke pot or do drugs."

Slick claimed he didn't inhale.

[wienerdog.com]

At least Slick wasn't stupid enough to think weed causes convulsions.

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

Yeah, but he does think that coke makes his head itch.

[csvset]

"Shaking All Over"

[wienerdog.com]

I think maybe the reporter confused convulsions with watching the Simpsons and eating Oreos. Those are much more common side effects.

[csvset]

Rastaman Vibration gone whack?

[capt. norm]

I think what gave it away was that his first comment after coming out of the convulsions was "SMOOOoooth!"

[rake]

Two Met players told cops they smoked marijuana in the shadow of Shea Stadium after Wednesday night's game - and it caused one of them to become violently ill and go into seizures, sources said yesterday.

Relief pitcher Mark Corey, 27, underwent a second battery of tests at a Manhattan hospital yesterday to determine the cause of the convulsions - and also met with the team's psychiatrist.

huh? the pot caused the convulsions... but they're running a battery of tests to find out what caused the convulsions?

[wienerdog.com]

What a waste. Kevin Curry and Dane could give their diagnosis at no charge.