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Bush To Hand Over Power During Colon Examination
Ananova ^ | 6-28-2002

Posted on 06/28/2002 3:08:47 PM PDT by blam

Bush to hand over power during colon examination

George W Bush says he'll temporarily transfer his powers to Dick Cheney while he's sedated for a colon examination.

Doctors have recommended him to have a colonoscopy because they've found benign polyps during previous examinations.

A senior White House official says the procedure could take an hour or so.

The president says he's decided to transfer his powers to the vice president because the nation is at war.

He said Mr Cheney will be "standing by - realising he's not going to be president that long."

The procedure will be conducted at the Camp David presidential retreat.

President Bush said: "I'm going to be sedated for a period of time and we'll transfer power to the vice president during that time and I look forward to exercising tomorrow afternoon after the procedure takes place."

He added: "I'm the first president to have done so under this type of procedure of physical examination. I did so because we're at war and just want to be super cautious."

According to records released by Bush's presidential campaign, two benign polyps were surgically removed from his colon in July 1998.

"The doctors recommend that I have another one because the last time they found some benign polyps so this is a routine physical examination," the president said.

Story filed: 21:29 Friday 28th June 2002


TOPICS: Front Page News
KEYWORDS: bush; colon; examination; power
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1 posted on 06/28/2002 3:08:47 PM PDT by blam
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Is Katie Couric covering this? She's the one they send to find out what's up. :)
2 posted on 06/28/2002 3:14:02 PM PDT by elephantlips
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She's still in the fetal position over what Ann Coulter wrote about her.
3 posted on 06/28/2002 3:20:18 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: blam
He said Mr Cheney will be "standing by - realising he's not going to be president that long."

You would think he'd give W some privacy.

4 posted on 06/28/2002 3:21:38 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: blam
I wonder in Katie can recognize Republican polyps?
5 posted on 06/28/2002 3:26:20 PM PDT by spald
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they've found benign polyps

What a strange way to refer to the Majority Leader....

6 posted on 06/28/2002 3:35:40 PM PDT by The Iceman Cometh
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To: spald

Bummer.......:-)
7 posted on 06/28/2002 3:35:41 PM PDT by SouthernFreebird
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To: blam
Oh the hummanity!!!!!
8 posted on 06/28/2002 3:40:11 PM PDT by Lower55
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Bush To Hand Over Power During Colon Examination

Whoops, I misread the title. I thought this was an article about Colin Powell.

9 posted on 06/28/2002 3:43:27 PM PDT by SerpentDove
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To: The Iceman Cometh
hardly benign
10 posted on 06/28/2002 3:53:19 PM PDT by Optimist
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To: blam
My wife had this procedure done last week. During her incapacitation, she turned over full householdian powers to me. I could have gone to the grocery store and bought all the unhealthy foods she avoids! But, since I don't cook, I didn't.
11 posted on 06/28/2002 3:55:14 PM PDT by chindog
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The bad news is that the proctologist will be assisted by Drs. Daschle and Gephardt, the noted a*****e specialists.
12 posted on 06/28/2002 3:56:22 PM PDT by p. henry
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The procedure will be conducted at the Camp David presidential retreat.

I guess that's as good a place as any to spend a Friday evening drinking a jug of Colonblow.

If Russian President Putin wants to call Dubya tonight on the hotline, he's going to be put on hold several times during the conversation. We hope.

13 posted on 06/28/2002 3:57:18 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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No he'll have to use a cordless phone!!
14 posted on 06/28/2002 4:04:06 PM PDT by Springman
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To: blam
George W Bush says he'll temporarily transfer his powers to Dick Cheney

Bush will wake up to find that the Palestinian Authority has been blown to oblivion by the USAF. hehehe

15 posted on 06/28/2002 4:05:54 PM PDT by My2Cents
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to spend a Friday evening drinking a jug of Colonblow.

That stuff is the most disgusting stuff in the world. Just reading your post makes me gag.

16 posted on 06/28/2002 4:07:53 PM PDT by My2Cents
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Just reading your post makes me gag.

I hear that comment a lot. :(

17 posted on 06/28/2002 4:17:17 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: Dog Gone
I hear that comment a lot. :(

ROFL....That's not what I meant, my friend (as you know). It was that "jug of Colonblow" that brought back bad memories.

18 posted on 06/28/2002 4:20:31 PM PDT by My2Cents
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This will be a good time for then (acting-President?) Cheney to approve the plans to attack Iraq.

President Bush can still say that he has not signed off on any such plans.

19 posted on 06/28/2002 4:22:53 PM PDT by Momaw Nadon
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To: blam
I guess this will make W and CRAZY COURIC Colon buddies!! LOL!
20 posted on 06/28/2002 4:25:52 PM PDT by RoseofTexas
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