Alien and/or Time Traveller message

email message | 28June2002 | dragonball03

[carenot]

I am replacing you with an EXACT REPLICA of you, identical in every way.

Does that mean you can not improve him?

You must be replaced.

[socal_parrot]

Already got one. I just got back from the future and post number 176 on this thread is a scream!

[southern rock]

No good can come of this:

[Consort]

[Catspaw]

RiffRaff Sein Diener, von Frank unterdrückt und nur zum Befehle ausführen "gehalten"

RiffRaffs Inzest-Schwester, Haushälterin voller Power und starkem Heimatsdrang nach Transsylvanien

The Time Warp

RiffRaff:
It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...

Magenta:
Not for very much longer.

RiffRaff:
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me

RiffRaff:
And the void would be calling...

Transylvanians:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

Narrator:
With your hands on your hips.

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Magenta:
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded, I see all.

RiffRaff:
With a bit of a mind flip

Magenta:
You're into the time slip.

RiffRaff:
And nothing can ever be the same.

Magenta:
You're spaced out on sensation.

RiffRaff:
Like you're under sedation.

All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Columbia:
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.

All:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left.

All:
And then a step to the right.

Narrator:
With your hands on your hips.

All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

[DonnerT]

"replica model #50 3000 series"

Gee, I haven't seen one of them since I was a kid. The new replicas all look alike to me.

My model #50-3000 still works just fine. Of course I had to stop the chronon leak in the spacial transgronificator chamber seal.

[tophat9000]

Direct him to DU .. they'll get him a gov. grant

[DAnconia55]

I'm the 'evil being' that this message refers to. Help him and die.

ROFL good thing I didn't have the beer in hand... lol...

[dougherty]

Where is Art Bell when you need him. It sure will be nice when he comes back from vacation.

[MrNeutron1962]

I reccomend he/she/it consult the black and white guardians of the time stream for a temporal readjustment. Being a time lord myself, I don't get envolved in such matters.

God bless Galifray

Mr Neutron, 4th incarnation

[RightOnline]

"nah, the only spam I get is from Financial Planning Hot Babes boinking Farm Animals while giving away Free Vacations."

ROFLMAO.....................SO true................:)

[Bogey78O]

Nopardons

[hellinahandcart]

I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilities and is useless without a vortex.

Well, you get what you pay for, don't you?

[boris]

The blank verse attack might bring him back to reality...or kill him.

[Siobhan]

LOL!

[palo verde]

I love you

[Uncle George]

On earth we have a condition of body this person is discussing, its called "DEATH"