Caption This Atheist

AP ^ | 6-27-02

[Slyfox]

Michael Newdow, whose law suit prompted a federal appeals court to declare the Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional, plays a tape of threating phone calls he has received at his home in Sacramento, Calif., Thursday, June 27, 2002. Newdow said he knew the court ruling might cause some controversy but he believes he is doing something good for Americans. (AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli)

[bluesagewoman]

I don't give a Rat's Behind about this Aetheist. Of course, he is a Rat's Behind, but I don't care.

[twntaipan]

Looks like Paul Begala's younger brother.

[nicmarlo]

he believes he is doing something good for Americans

Those who do not know God are fools; knowing know the things of God, they [fools, athiests, non-believers, etc.] have become wise in their own estimations, turning right into "wrong" and wrong into "right."

But God is the judge of all and it HIS STANDARDS by which we shall all be judged accursed or blessed.

[JMJ333]

"I am NOT hypersensitive!"

[wimpycat]

Whoever is making threatening phone calls and death threats against this lamebrain is just as lamebrained as the lamebrain.

Having said that, here's my caption:

Alien intent on destroying constitution posing as concerned atheist parent listens to instructions from the Mothership.

[buffyt]

He lives here in Calif. in "his home in Sacramento" which means THE SACREMENT!!!! Which is Baptism, Communion, etc. in a Christian church! Maybe he should MOVE, wouldn't want him to get offended by the Christian/religious name of his town!!!! BAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW I am friggin ROTFLMAO now!!!!! What an arse!!!! This is what a 'man' looks like when he was born without a brain!!!!

Gotta go check on dinner, Bourbon chicken in the oven, baked potatoes, fresh asparagus. Does it get any better than this???? The wine is chilled, too......

[Brett66]

"Lousy Godless Bastard"

[geege]

What was he expecting....congradulations on a great job???????? May he rot in hell........

[Mike Darancette]

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I hope I have no soul to keep.
If I should die before the morn.
I'll wish that I was never born.

[Bogey78O]

"I think if I squint just right this Sony label looks like it says 'under God'. Where's my lawyer"?

[mrsmith]

" 'No law respecting a variety of cheese'- that means no cheese at all, for anybody!"

[Wild Irish Rogue]

The only thing this moron has accomplished, is to make his family a target for angry phone calls,catcalls and teasing at school, for a long time to come. And he is surprised about this?! He's become the epitome of a flag burning, apple pie outlawing,motherhood trashing,Santa Claus killer, rolled into one.

[Bogey78O]

"Ha Ha. Who replaced my Ani Defranco with Pat Boone?"

[LowOiL]

The AP picture in my paper had him arranging a flower arrangment at the kitchen sink.

I just thought to myself how this selfish person could look at a flower and not know God is real? (perhaps he does, but wants to impress his Libertarian friends).

[Heartlander]

I don’t believe in captions… I believe they are unconstitutional.

Children should not be forced to read them.

[tophat9000]

I got the whole world..to sing my tune!

I got the whole wide world ..to sing my tune!

[keithtoo]

"Hi, I'm an atheist who filed a bogus lawsuit with my daughter as a pawn to force my beliefs on others. I dont have to be honest because there's no God to answer to when I die. Look, I can play myself off as a victim while actually victimizing others. Aint life grand? I have a tape of a sympathetic interview I did with NPR. I'd like to play it for you, but I cant figure out how to operate this %^%&^%&%& (translation - chance interaction of physical forces by indeterminate processes) damn tape player."

[Bogey78O]

"You know Mrs. O'Hare gave me this tape and told me to play it when I think I've goten more Americans pissed at me than her."

[South40]

If you're surely going to Hell...why bother believing in God?