Geez, not even Clinton would sink to so low a level of crass self-promotion.
Who on Planet Freep does not know Ann wrote Slander?
I'll assume you were going for a humorous comment. Like the funny kind, only different. If not, have you heard about the guy who had a claw for a hand, and escaped from the mental hospital? Well, this guy and girl were making out in their car in the park...