[dighton]

Damn. I'm not in the list of "Spooks & Gubm't apologists" and I refuse to be called "etc." What's a Freeper to do?

Currently, there is an eight-month waiting list for the "Spooks & Gubm't Apologists" department. Consider "Northern Aggressors," where you'll find several openings.

[Poohbah]

www.freerepublicdisruptorshills.com thanks you for your interest. Unfortunately, we do not have any positions available in the Spooks and Government Shills Division. Your resume has also been sent to the Amen Corner Hatchet Crew, the Defenders of Northen Aggression, and the Fiat Money Defenders Group. The heads of these departments have positions available and expressed enthusiasm over your qualifications. You will be contacted shortly.

Please note that the Income Tax Truth Suppression Squad does not advertise for applications, as their work is seasonal, running from January 1st to April 15th.

Again, thank you for your interest in our organization.

[Catspaw]

Currently, there is an eight-month waiting list for the "Spooks & Gubm't Apologists" department. Consider "Northern Aggressors," where you'll find several openings.

Why, thank you, dighton. I'd consider it an honor to be a Northern Agressor.

I'll dust off Old Abe and bring him along.