Another Junior G-Man puts the collar on this one, with his official plastic badge and handwriting analysis kit.
Lol. I don't see a collar. Do you see a collar? Do you see G-men under your bed or just hidden behind your shower curtains?
We both know who wrote that thingy, if you have half a brain which isn't certain. It is the only person I know with an FR obsession and scoring 14 out of 10 on the pomposity index. You can ask him if his initials are M.E. That might provide some fun ;)).