[ZDaphne]

"That was real good.

I think he is in Washington, D.C.

I think he holds position of President or something like that.

Should he have been patrolling the highways for you today?"

Please try to keep up. This is a major shortfall in his duties to American taxpayers.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

You know, my neighbors poodle was hit by a car today.

There are leash laws in our town.

Where was Bush to stop this travesty?

No, YOU keep up; we have officials in positions to carry out their duties.

You want more Government? You want a dictator? Someone to micromanage the USA?

Keep up with you? No thanks.