[TADSLOS]

Man, his body double sure has a steady job for a dead guy.

[Ronin]

No doubt a carefully coached and relatively convincing bin-Laden doppelganger will be making an appearance. It won't be good enough to fool digital technology, but the Arab masses will be taken in simply because they want to believe he is still alive.

The terrorists and their supporters have been searching every mud hut and camel-hair tent in the Muslim world looking for a stand-in. I'm actually surprised they haven't found one sooner.