I had the vicarious pleasure, while on voluntary civilian patrol approved and directed by the feds, of spotting and radioing a "family" camping in a closed zone, and yes they were making fixings for a briquet fire.
After reporting, I got the hell out 'cause I didn't want to see the kids faces when mom 'n dad got busted.
I still can't believe it. Amazed even me. I'm still off center. California plates. Whatever. Darwin was wrong.
I think you said No One In Their Right Mind? Yes indeed. And their vote counts the same as mine?