[RightWhale]

In reality, the first sign of a problem is often a knife stuck in your side or a bat from behind which breaks one of your arms.

Or maybe it will be your head rolling down the street and some dude in a robe wiping off his damascus steel scimitar. There's only so much a man can plan for when he just needs to go to the post office sometime today and then mow his lawn.

[Travis McGee]

Or maybe it will be your head rolling down the street and some dude in a robe wiping off his damascus steel scimitar.

Ya got me there pardner! What a mental image! ROTFLMAO! You win! ;^)