[tictoc]

An asteroid spotter in Duluth was brisk.
He said, "Honey, this should be a miss."
This calmed down his wife,
Who had feared for her life.
Said she, "If not, it'll be your *!"

[tictoc]

Whoops double posting :-P

[cogitator]

The budget officials were grave;
They said, "We have to be brave --
If this rock had hit hard
In Osama's backyard,
Just think of how much we'd save!"