Posted on 06/20/2002 1:27:55 AM PDT by kattracks
Edited on 05/26/2004 5:06:54 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
With her bodyguard in tow, Martha Stewart yesterday arrives for a media meeting, where she insisted she did nothing wrong - sending shares of her stock soaring.
June 20, 2002 -- Martha Stewart faced her public for the first time yesterday since the ImClone scandal broke - and it paid off to the tune of $63 million.
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1. How to make a jailhouse knife
2. Making Raisin Wine
3. Cooking with pisspots
Can you see her stenciling fetching little patterns around the top of her cell? Gilding her bars? Think they'll let her keep her glue gun?
Perhaps she can get some "good time" by teaching the other inmates about crafts? I'd like to see some of these guys, with the big sausage fingers, making spun sugar flower petals!
That's what I was saying yesterday. It's too easy. In 5 minutes you can write the whole skit. They should have one of the male players play Martha Stewart. It'd be funnier that way, with that annoying way of talking she has. Eeeeew. I don't like her.
I could see Tracy Morgan in drag as her bigass prison mama.
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