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To: FreeTally
"These days on FR, you need a blinking banner to alert of the satire in the post to make sure you don't get a dozen replies that are off the mark."

Try this.........It's night time...your walking on a dark, deserted street...You feel someone stick something in your back and say "stick 'em up"...you whip around and put 4 holes in the guy with your concealed .380... he falls dead at your feet...turns out he was a kid fooling with you and it was his finger he stuck in your back...Is he still dead?

47 posted on 06/19/2002 12:19:13 PM PDT by G.Mason
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To: G.Mason
Is he still dead?

Yup.

And his IQ is exactly the same as when he was alive.

190 posted on 06/19/2002 7:23:20 PM PDT by ninenot
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To: G.Mason
turns out he was a kid fooling with you and it was his finger he stuck in your back...Is he still dead?

I sure hope so. That's Darwinian evolution in action. OTOH, it's not as easy to 'whip around' while holding a gun and put a bunch of bullets into someone. Also, a kid doesn't have a man's voice. A kid also shouldn't be out at night on a dark, deserted street.

But, this story doesn't seem plausable to me. I can't imagine such an event actually occurring in real life, but obviously you can.

Tuor

Give me liberty or give me death.

234 posted on 06/20/2002 5:54:49 AM PDT by Tuor
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