My wife is FAT! Seriously, when we fly, I demand that we both get isle seats, since I do not want to be stuck sitting next to her. When she "flowes" into my seat, it can be very annoying. But what is the alternative? If the airlines are going to charge her double, we simply could not afford the vacation. Should I tell my wife that I will take a skinny bimbo with me instead? Heck, for the extra airline price, I could hire a hooker and die with a smile on my face. LMFAO!!!! Y'all are KILLING me here!
I don't know if you meant that to be funny dude but that is F***ING HILARIOUS...