[Poohbah]

Here we are, a nation under attack with its airways threatened and so many people here are worried about sitting next to a fat person for a couple of hours.

And being jammed into my seat, unable to exert my warrior skills to slay the enemies of freedom, because that lardass has blocked all access to the aisle.

[Hunble]

Hmmmm, I am seeing a new military tactic....

When you are confronted with a hijacking situation on an airline, you have all the fat women enter the isle.

They are so suck, that it would be impossible for them to attack the pilots.

And no, I will not make any fart jokes......

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"And being jammed into my seat, unable to exert my warrior skills to slay the enemies of freedom, because that lardass has blocked all access to the aisle."

Good point, my friend, and that is why I always (years before 9/11) have made sure that I'm in an aisle seat. From your post, I see that we have about the same vital statistics (ht./wt.), so I also prefer the aisle seat to avoid my "neighbor's" overflow of flesh and to spare others from having to deal with my shoulder-span by leaning somewhat into the aisle.

But, as I said earlier, fat people make great shields.....]8~)