[DontMessWithMyCountry]

dang you, i've got tears in my eyes from laughing so damned hard. JUST finished washing my spectacles, too!

[Jorge]

You don't even have to add anything to the story for it to be funny.
But instead of dwelling on the negative, maybe the "person's of size" should think of all the advantages.
Such as, they'll get double the the frequent flyer miles.
Only sounds fair to me.