[sockmonkey]

You know those things they make you place your carry on in to see if it fits the "size" requirements before you board...I can't wait until they have one that they measure people's butts with...too funny.

Actually, I have had to sit next to people whose largesse pokes through the space under the arm rest. They always pretend not to notice that they are spilling over into your seat, and squashing you.

[Honcho Bongs]

You know those things they make you place your carry on in to see if it fits the "size" requirements before you board...I can't wait until they have one that they measure people's butts with...too funny.

They have something like that at Six Flags - one of the ride seats mounted outside the ride so you can see if you'll fit before you go.

[general_re]

Actually, I have had to sit next to people whose largesse pokes through the space under the arm rest. They always pretend not to notice that they are spilling over into your seat, and squashing you.

That's a new one for me, but I'll tell you - I'm getting awfully tired of elbow-wrestling over the armrest with some fool who's convinced that he's sitting in front of the tube in his La-Z-Boy at home. The last jack*ss I had that happen with waited until I reached for my drink from the stewardess and practically glued his elbow in place. And then he took his shoes off. That SOB.

[Xenalyte]

Actually, I have had to sit next to people whose largesse pokes through the space under the arm rest.

You win the Tactful Expression of the Day award! Too funny!

[Political Junkie Too]

Actually, I have had to sit next to people whose largesse pokes through the space under the arm rest.

Doesn't that make the armrest pop up?

-PJ