SKAKEL'S NEW DIGS (Pic Of Michael Skakel's New "Home")

New York Post ^ | June 17, 2002 | BILL HOFFMANN

[PJ-Comix]

Once a child of privilege in the tony town of Greenwich, Conn., the pudgy killer of Martha Moxley now resides in the gloomy, 8-by-10-foot room (pictured at left) with a single bed, metal toilet and sink.

A tiny window measuring only 4-inches across allows little sunlight in.

[PJ-Comix]

Don't worry, Michael. Help is on the way! Martha Stewart will soon be giving tips on how to decorate prison cells.

Skakel's New Home

[Utopia]

Martha Stewart will soon be giving tips on how to decorate prison cells.
And that's a good thing.

[b4its2late]

Martha Stewart will soon be giving tips on how to decorate prison cells.

House calls, I hope.

[camle]

my heart bleeds for poor mike. he has considerably better digs than he gave to MArtha Moxley.

[Savage Beast]

"The nephew of Bobby and Ethel Kennedy, who once bragged he could get away with murder because 'I'm a Kennedy,'"

He had good reason to believe this.

If Democrats, "Liberals", and the low-life journalists of the mainstream Media had free-reign (instead of nearly free-reign) in America, the likes of the Clintons and the Kennedys would do exactly that.

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What am I saying!?!!

[Hillary's Folly]

Kennedy Family Values

[EggsAckley]

LOL!

[GalvestonBeachcomber]

Martha may have turned away from you, but you have a lover waiting who is very anxious to meet you...........

[Movemout]

"The nephew of Bobby and Ethel Kennedy, who once bragged he could get away with murder because "I'm a Kennedy,"

I would gladly trade him time off his sentence in exchange for his uncle's incarceration. The Kennnedy family must have made a pact with Ole Scratch. Michael didn't know it doesn't apply to Skakels.

[spectre]

A Lovely wallpaper with scenes of Mara tha's Vineyard, topped off with a border of Little Sail boats would make a good start.

Of course, a privacy screen, around the toilet would do wonders for making his room all that much more "comfortable".

sw

[pbear8]

I think that Martha is both busy and expensive, he should just go on 'Trading Spaces'.

[sandydipper]

Great - now if we could only get Hillary, Willie, Stepanapolis and McAuful a room at the same hotel I'd have reason to get sh*t faced.

[The Mayor]

Other than Bobby’s family, the Kennedys won’t even acknowledge members of the Skakel family. And it’s not because there’s a murderer among them. That would hardly be new. As far as the rest of the Kennedy clan is concerned, Michael Skakel is worse than a murderer, he is the descendant of a Catholic, Republican millionaire. No wonder he’s in jail.

LOL!!!!

[okiedust]

"Martha Stewart will soon be giving tips on how to decorate prison cells."

Is she going to call it "getting the look you want using nail clippings, hair and toilet paper?"

regards

[GeorgeHL]

Gee the poor FAT, MURDERING SLOB!! Now lets have a picture of Martha Moxleys 2x6 coffin and decide which is more comfy!!!!

[GeorgeHL]

Yup a big black guy named BUBBA!!

[arly]

too bad his uncle teddy doesn't get a chance to move in nextdoor!

[Denver Ditdat]

Lest anyone feel sorry for Skakel (not!) here's a picture of Navy shipboard berthing as I remember it from the early 80s:

Accommodations such as Skakel's were found only in officer's country.

[Ditter]

I'd rather see skakels former home, the quaint country home he just moved out of. Anyone have pics?

[Bullish]

Don't worry, Michael. Help is on the way! Martha Stewart will soon be giving tips on how to decorate prison cells.

Now wouldn't that be delicious!

Never fear, Martha will buy her way out of trouble, she'll never do a minute in jail.