Posted on 06/16/2002 11:27:17 PM PDT by New York Republican
As in same old......s
The virus gets onto your computer through dubious unsolicited spam propaganda. It immediately attempts to deceive and shock the motherboard into thinking that its power will be cut off. It proceeds to gerrymander through the hard drive and section off various noncontiguous blocks for its own self preserving and nefarious purposes. It continues to scare the motherboard into thinking its power will be cut and also sends a message that the daughter boards will be starved of electrons. It attempts to disable personal protection such as anti-virus and maintains that only computers that serve in a militia are entitled to this protection. It then manifests itself as a "helpful" program which will bring about the greater good for your computing needs. It tells you what you need and how it plans to serve you. In order to perform these resources intense services of questionable merit, it proceeds to over tax the resources of the machine and thereby stifle its productivity. It attemts to make many components permanently dependant upon these services. Information is shared with other nefarious programs and rogue machines and this in some way is kicked back to the master virus. Normally orderly processes that routinely occur break down and the rules of operation are relaxed. There is little to no consequences when a rogue process occurs since the rules have been relaxed. Applets are aborted at ever increasing rates. These little programs never get the chance to grow into happy and productive new applications. The virus sets up quotas so that poorly written programs have as much opportunity to run as well written ones. In the continued state where resources are over taxed and the productivity of the machine is down, there will either develop inflation of the system causing an overload in the power supply, or a gradual shutdown of the economy of the machine. The standard cure to this condition is to run a powerful fix-it program called Guaranteed Overhaul and Protection. GOP historically fixes these problems whenever the democrat virus causes the afflictions. In worse case scenarios, although there will be marked improvement by 3 and a half years, it will become quite clear that after four years are complete there will be an overwhelming preponderance of opinion to continue for an additional four years and even more. After 12 years, unfortunately the memory in the system can get old and it forgets all the problems from before 12 years prior and erroneously drops its guard and can become vulnerable for another infection. There is always a danger that if the next version of virus is especially slick and deceptive, it could take hold for an extended period. It may even operate as a trojan in stealth mode and deceive the machine that is humming along wonderfully due to the previous GOP presence. So use history as your guide, be careful, and practice safe and wise computing.
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