I have a copy of the Communist Manifesto. If you don't, then everything you say about it is from ignorance. You can only truly appreciate its awfulness if you've read it. As for your other points, I might go for a poster of Groucho, and I hate Rob Zombie. Gothic style is pretty cool though, and my office is in the basement of my house.
So, you think our two/one party system is democratic? It might be if they hadn't written laws to keep any other party from becoming a danger to the power structure. The USSR also had laws to keep competing parties out. They at least had the honesty to do it blatantly rather than in the name of something like campaign finance reform.
What laws? Thanks.