[sneakypete]

Why won't the free-spirit individualists accept me into their club?

Because you don't have enough jewelry or tatoos. I'll bet you don't even have a chrome-plated chain belt!

Should I get a bandana and a black vest?

Well,it wouldn't hurt.

[Wm Bach]

I'll bet you don't even have a chrome-plated chain belt!

No but judging by what I just saw in the mirror, I've got a chrome dome on order.