DFU SONG: Bobby's Girl (Mohammed's girl) 6-15-02

DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 6-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - BOBBY'S GIRL

I know that he wants me bad…I know that he wants me bad

I'm only 8 years old…he's still got it, I'm told
In just one year I'm gonna be his

Although I still am flat...he'll call me pussy cat
That I'm too young is nobody's biz

I will be Mohammed's girl…I will be Mohammed's girl
That is what I really want to be
When I am Mohammed's girl…I am Mohammed's girl
I know he will take good care of me

All of his wives are hags…they've turned into old bags
I am so fresh and very nubile

On me he's had his eye…he is my kind of guy
I'll be the next one he will defile

I will be Mohammed's girl…I will be Mohammed's girl
That is what I really want to be
When I am Mohammed's girl…I am Mohammed's girl
I know he will take good care of me

[doug from upland]

Here is the latest entry in my attempt to become the next Salman Rushdie.

[coydog]

That's a great filk, Doug! (snorting liquids out my nose)

[doug from upland]

Thanks, I think. What is "filk?"

[potlatch]

Maybe he meant 'filch', LOL.

[doug from upland]

MUSLIM COMMUNITY SPEAKS OUT

[JosephW]

Doug, that was disgusting and definitely in poor taste. You nailed that bastard perfectly. Why does the truth about the leader of this cult have to be so sick? Why do the adherents of this slime try to post him as noble and decent, when all he was, was a liar, child molester and killer?

[Mo1]

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[doug from upland]

Islam is monotheistic and, I thought, shared many of the same values as Christianity and Judaism. How did a group of crazies so pervert their religion?

[coydog]

Filk is a term found in science fiction fandom, meaning a wide variety of things from working out parody versions of songs to doing original compositions. Often those songs have a science-fiction/fantasy component but can also concern themselves with technology, science, religion and politics as well. Sorry, I momentarily forgot I was posting to Free Republic and not rec.music.filk!

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the info.

[JosephW]

If there ever was a religion started by satan himself, this would be it.

From the view of a Christian, we see Jews as not yet having recognized the Messiah, and we pray for them, however they are not evil, just blind in the view of Christianity. Islam, however has perverted the message of Christ. They have removed his divinity, making him just a man, then say he is a prophet, so they can claim recognition of him and mislead True Believers.

The devil will give a message that sounds like the truth, but is twisted and meant to lead people away from the real Truth.

[doug from upland]

FALWELL ON DEATH LIST. Doesn't this song even put me on the waiting list? Isn't it degrading enough?

[doug from upland]

Bumping this just to get in the enemy's face again.

[doug from upland]

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