Now, the big question...why is your handle dog food? Please share with us...
I could say that is has to do with the science of the Diet of Worms (Martin Luther, 1521). That's what I figured I could claim, anyway, while in the midst of a brain freeze desperately trying to come up with a screen name so I could read about Monica mayhem.
In fact, it came from a bag of catfood which, as soon as I took its name as my own, the cats would not eat anymore. If I had registered after that you'd be posting to Bench&Field.