Dear Mr Attorney General:
Mohhamed Osama Bin Kabib Habib Omar Laden has inquired about flying a 747 aircraft with special instruction on how to fly down at a 45 degree angle towards large buildings. He asked for flight maps of US government places and said he hates our country.
Sir, he gave me $500,000 cash a bought a 747- clear with cash. He also just turned over all of his 7-11's to his brother.
He is on his way via 747 with the special permission form in person (as you ordered ) and he has no other mode of transportation- he sold his Yugo and Gremlin vehicles) for you to witness and sign before he graduates and moves on to Concorde flying.
Sincerly,
Joe Flyerman