On a more serious note, my sister is hand-raising a baby raccoon at this very minute. His name is Jimmy, how cute. Apparently his mother ended up as roadkill and my darling nephew brought home the little orphan.
I'll have to email this thread to her.
Whooops...many states have laws about this...sometimes you're actually supposed to call a licensed wildlife rehabilitator (I kid you not)...States with strong anti-rabies laws would be the ones which might levy a hefty fine on your kind-hearted sister if the wrong person found out and tattled...