A woman called the police and reported that her father, who has alheizmers(sp), had wandered off from her home. The clerk at a near by convenience store reported that he had seen the guy just minutes before. The search party began searching the woods behind the store. About 30 minutes later the lady recieved a happy call from the police that she could come to the store and pick up her dad, they'd found him.
The lady got to the store only to see that the guy was not her dad. (I'll make a long story short) They wound up finding three lost old guys with alheizmers behind that store. One was her dad, one was from another town across the bay (Mobile) and one was from Arizona and had $1,800.00 cash in his pocket. This really happened.
And all are now officers in the DC police department. I love happy endings.