[VRWC_minion]

Either these guys are breaking new ground for incompetency or this is a Sgt. Shulz investigation.

[Goldi-Lox]

I hadn't thought of Jimmy Hoffa, but that sure makes me think...maybe the RC Park is a Mob dumping ground...since the Keystone Kops are inKompetent.

Sure is a great message:

Diversity in action. Minority poleece be here.

[crystalk]

I see bones. I see lizards-- and bones.

I see turtles and stones, and lots of Lovely bones!

I see things, where the world cannot see 'em...

That ought to be in...a museum!

I see her spine, and her spine looks just fine.

It's a whole lot like mine; and I see tons of trash!

And in case, you hear screaming or groans-- theres a thousand in cash,

Among her lovely bones!

(to tune, c'est si bon.)

[DeaconBenjamin]

Be careful. Some Maryland State Police officers were fired for doing the old Hogans Heroes/Sgt. Schulz shtick in their office during the mid 90s. I guess it was racist, or anti-Semitic, or something.

[MHT]

How could they have "missed" finding MONEY! My kids can SMELL it in my purse at the other end of the house and these guys over-looked it?

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Either these guys are breaking new ground for incompetency or this is a Sgt. Shulz investigation.

Official Stament from the Chief of Police (6/10/02): I KNOW NOTHINK. NOTHINK!!!!!