Subject: A REAL MAN'S Chain Letter
This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.
Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.
Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.
At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, of whom 4 were worth keeping.
REMEMBER this chain brings luck.
One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy swimsuit model.
An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooters waitress and a Hollywood super model.
You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain, and got his own wife back again.
Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the list below!
Bill Clinton 780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
William Jefferson Clinton 780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
W. J. Clinton 780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
William Clinton 780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
W. Jefferson Clinton 780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
William J. Clinton 780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
Slick Willie Clinton 780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
Mr. Hillary Clinton 780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
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HAR! Just for the record -- I'm a girl and I like dudes, but I still have a sense of humor!
C-GIRL with C-FOOD. That is ME-GIRL with ME-FOOD! The dudes are just band dudes; Bob (my fiance) is the keyboard dude leaning on me and trying to hog the camera OR my C-FOOD! Or both! Jamie is in the foreground; he's a trumpet, flute, percussion, and singin' dude. However, I am not a dude, as evidenced by my C-FOOD PIC PROOF of said girlness! COOL girlness! Slammin'! 
FR dudes already won chain letter prize; C-PHOTO of C-FOOD GIRL! 
I LOVE FREEPER MEN! "FREEPER MEN ARE KEEPER MEN!" THE BEST KIND YOU COULD EVER FIND! "AND THAT'S THE TRUTHHHHHHHHH!!" 