You are right, someone is trying to confuse us and MetroDC PD is a lot further along than the rest of us.
The election of the Clintons was evidence we passed into a weird time warp of some kind.
"I see dead people, only they don't know they're dead."
Truth is we all died and are in purgatory. The election of Bush for President indicates our sentence may be up soon and we'll be let out on parole.
If anyone doubts that Adam and Eve were thrown out of paradise into a sinful and insane world of their own making, then they just need to read a history book followed by newspaper archives of the last ten years...