[vannrox]

...Sad, but funny...

[Tijeras_Slim]

"Great Leader Kim Jong-Il, Do you want fries with that?"

[DallasMike]

Someday they'll discover the wheel.

[RichInOC]

"Remember, Great Leader...it looks better if you put it down the front of your bathing trunks."

[SamAdams76]

Looks like the commie-bastards will be living high on the hog this year.

Virus-free potatos. Now that's what I call good living.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

The state helped Taehongdan county, Ryanggang province situated in the northern alpine land set an example in potato farming.

They should have called the governor of Idaho.

[BADROTOFINGER]

So a few million commies managed to grow one potato. Big whoop...JFK

[Hellmouth]

Soon Yankeee Imperalist Dogs,

All Your Potatoes Will Be Ours....

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

[jonascord]

Next year, they will begin a Five Year Program to put a man on the MOON! Since, as far as they know, it has never been done before, we Imperialist lackeys of the Running Dogs shall soon sleep under a Socialist moon...

[Sub-Driver]

Wow, just 1882.......

[dr_who]

Posters seem to be on a roll this evening. KCNA's always a good place to look for some humdingers. There was this piece posted on that site once that talked about how their fearless leader Kim Il Sung could change the weather just by his presence. One wonders if some contributors to that news site ever worked in the Clinton press core.

[dr_who]

Next week: The secret weapon of the Korean People's Army: spud guns.

[Dog Gone]

Meanwhile, just a few miles south, the entire world is scarfing down all kinds of fast food at the World Cup.

[strela]

Next week:

PEOPLE'S SCIENTISTS DISCOVER SECRET OF TWO-HOLER OUTHOUSE

[Timesink]