I was hoping my homophobia would qualify me for the Americans with Disabilities Act.
I was hoping my homophobia would qualify me for the Americans with Disabilities Act.
LOL. Not when it's not p.c. compatible
So, you want to have some fun using the ADA, eh? Here's what you do:
First, do whatever it takes to sever your spinal cord. Have stairs at home? You can start by throwing yourself down them.
Second, hire a shark--er, lawyer.
Third, roll around in a wheelchair with your sh--er, lawyer and sue various public establishments for not allowing you access to any customer area you please. Make sure you ask for large enough awards to shut them down.
Fourth, buy a gun. You'll need it when people catch on to what you're doing. );-)