modern libertarian revival
LOL.
- STAN:
- I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
- REG:
- What?!
- LORETTA:
- It's my right as a man.
- JUDITH:
- Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
- LORETTA:
- I want to have babies.
- REG:
- You want to have babies?!
- LORETTA:
- It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
- REG:
- But... you can't have babies.
- LORETTA:
- Don't you oppress me.
- REG:
- I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
- LORETTA:
- [crying]
- JUDITH:
- Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.
- FRANCIS:
- Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
- REG:
- What's the point?
- FRANCIS:
- What?
- REG:
- What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!
- FRANCIS:
- It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
- REG:
- Symbolic of his struggle against reality.