[johnny7]

Klaus is kinda' fay. Well... not kind'a, totally.

If I was seen in my hometown dressed like that, I'd be lookin' for a good proctologist.

And what's with liver-lips? I thought she had a make-over.

I bet those choppers are good for another 10,000 Heineken bottle caps.

If my mom ever brought home something so ugly, my father would have shot it like a rabid dog.

Uggggh!

[remaininlight]

Good one liners there especially the Heineken one. All you're missing are a few rim shots! 

You get this thread's Henny Youngman award.