Hahahaha!
All during those horrible eight years I felt that criticizing the kid was unfair because she did not ask to be born to them, whoever "they" actually were. (It depends on your definition of "they"...)
But now that some bootlicking magazines have tried to package her as a (shudder) sex symbol, I think it is time for the gloves to come off.
As a person who was never a "Lookist" (I won the Pig Pool at my prom for having the ugliest date) I must admit that I am speechless regarding this unfortunate woman.
That is my polite way of saying you could not get me drunk enough.