It is thought likely that they are going to bring out only very gradually the left pelvis, the (very large) left femur bone, the left fibula, and then one by one all the bones in the left foot, there must be 30 or so of them? According to Chief Ramsey, this would tie up the news cycle from now until after the November elections, at just one bone a week. Attempts will be made to hurry up the process by digging into the animals' "lairs," "burrows," and "dens," but that process is not likely to turn up any more of Chandra's bones, says "crystalk," an expert in matters squirrelly.
It is felt that when items THIS sensitive are involved, a safe deposit box at the Riggs National Bank on Connecticut Avenue would have been resorted to by any squirrel that knew its nuts from a wood pecker.
"BTW, a little birdie told me that Chandra's bags were packed not by she herself, but by a frowzy blonde on May 2, 2001," a white possum was heard to say. "That's just the way it was, I swear it. And don't say us whites are ALL racist, and blame the coons for everything. This was donkeys, pure and simple."